Snowdrops from a Curate’s Garden

CONTENTS INTRODUCTON.................................................... 1 THE NAMELESS NOVEL PROLOGUE. — The Cocksucker’s Crime ; or, the Cunt of the Countess............. 17 CAPIT 1. — The Voluptuous Villagers ; or, Vice on the Varm ................... 21 CAPIT 2. — Juggling with Joy-jelly ; or, The Ecclesiastic’s Exploit ............. 27 CAPIT 3. — The Futile Fuck-stick ; or, The Distiller’s Dilemma ................ 31 CAPIT 4. — The Queen’s Quandary ; or, Leaves from the Journal of My Life in the Highlands........ 35 CAPIT 5. — The King’s Appendix................... 42 CAPIT 6. — My Aunt’s Amusement ; or, Aching for Arse-plugs ............ 49 CAPIT 7. — The Frigging Photographers ; or, The Secrets of a Sommier ...... 53 CAPIT 8. — Tupping a Tombstone ; or, The Corpse and the Cleric...... 56 CAPIT 9. — The Birch and the Bottom ; or, A Milliner’s Manners.............. 62