whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip 
whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip 
you till the blood runs.”  Fatigued, she frigged her-
self and retired, leaving the now bleeding bum of 
the little girl to the milliner, who stuck a dildo up 
her shop and with the other hand, wielded the 
dread instrument of torture.  Oh !  What a bum !  
She exclaimed :  what a pleasure to beat it !  What a 
dear bottom !  I must — I will — can — I shall — I 
may, might, could, would, should, whip it.  She had 
exhausted her auxiliary verbs and the auxiliary 
dildo (bought at the Auxiliary Stores) at the same 
moment, and the discarded godemich’e dropped 
idle to the floor.  Allow me, madam !  Said I, step-
ping forward for the first time.  Thank you, father !  
She answered, and I insinuated my poperine pear 
into her fruit-basket.  She then got down to busi-
ness, and her birch flashed in the air. 
 
Above the girl, the birch-rod bright 
Was brandishing like gleam of light ; 
The arse was dark below ; 
When with the ocean’s mighty swing 
When heaving to the tempest’s wing 
She hit that open O : —  
 
As Scott so narrowly escaped singing.  Ah !  she 
yelled, in a perfect transport of furious lust, I will 
whip — whip whip whip — whip whip — whip whip 
— whip — whip — whip — whip whip — whip — whip 
whip whip — whip whip — whip — whip whip whip 
whip — whip — whip whip — whip — whip whip whip 
— whip — whip whip whip whip whip whip — whip 
— whip whip — whip whip — whip — whip — whip 
— whip whip whip you, you darling.  (Experts in 
flagellation are invited to notice the difference in 
metre between her and the fashionable schoolmis-
tress.) This went on for such a long while the same 
that I think it will be better if you ask your readers 
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