the sodomy the English colony in Paris would be 
insensible to its charms. 
Here, then, is a short account of an erotic 
scene of this character, in the most approved style 
of Mary Wilson. 
To skate lightly over the preliminaries, there 
was a beautiful milliner, thought strict, but really 
very lascivious, and a little girl of twelve with a 
hairless crack complete, thought lascivious but 
really very strict :  and her schoolmistress, a tall 
woman of thirty with an arse like a steam-roller, a 
coyote like a slatequarry, and a clitoris like Lord 
Penrhyn, for it had been known to stand out for 
seven years against the demands of the work-
man.  They got the little girl at a disadvantage over 
a chair, while Leila and I looked on with eyes in-
jected with frightful lust at the voluptuous specta-
cle.  The schoolmistress then addressed her little 
victim in these terms :  “ You saucy little bitch !  
You would, would you ? ”  Excited to madness by 
the erotic phrase, she wildly lifted up her petticoats 
and exposed her magnificent rose.  ’Twas a rooster 
that crowed like a hen that has laid an egg every 
time she thought of it, which happened about 
67854 times a minute.  She took a birch rod, and 
hit the little girl’s b.t..m.  What ho !  What joy !  
“ Yes ! ” she almost screamed, punctuating her re-
marks with violent blows, which — such was the 
height of her passion, as often as not missed the 
sufferer, who vainly pleaded for mercy, and prom-
ised never to do it again — “ you slut !  I will whip —
 whip — whip — whip — whip — whip — whip — whip —
 whip — whip — whip — whip — whip — whip — whip —
 whip — whip — whip — whip — whip — whip — whip —
 whip — whip — whip — whip — whip — whip — whip —
 whip — whip — whip — whip — whip — whip — whip —
 whip — whip — whip — whip — whip — whip — whip —
 whip — yes, whip — whip — whip whip whip whip whip 
whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip whip 
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