Snowdrops from a Curate’s Garden

Alec had his middle finger in Ada’s eel-pot, with Bertie’s man-root caught in the crook of his el- bow. Also Charles’ Athenaeum was held firmly in the palm of his hand by his thumb. His forefinger tickled Bobine’s clitoris, and between his third and fourth fingers Dick’s best leg of three vibrated. Clara’s medlar got a fair share of fun out of his knuckles. With is left arm it was the same, substi- tuting the names of Dora, Edward, Frank, Ethel, George and Fanny. Gertie and Herminia seized each one of his shoulder blades in their gaping cabbage-fields, while Imogen and Jenny were en- gaged with his elbow joints. Harry and Isaac had their drumsticks in his mouth ; Katherine got a nose-fuck, while John and Karl had him in the arm-pits, and Louis and Martin behind the ears. Laura had his tug-mutton to her own cheek, as the saying goes, for in truth her pox eaten twat en- gulfed it whole. His anus accommodated Norman, while Octavius, whose wimble, though vigorous, was minute, enjoyed his umbilicus. Peter and Quintus buggered his legs, and Robert and Samuel the bend of his knees. Maud, Nellie, Olga, Polly, Queenie and Rosie had the five toes and the heel of his left foot, while on his right were Sybil, Thais, Ursula, Vivien, Wilhelmina and Xanthippe ; Yvonne and Zelma were frigging like wild things against his voluptuous patellae. Robert, Samuel, Thomas and Ulrich goosed like good-‘uns between the toes of his left foot, while Victor, Walter, Xenocrates and Yeo did the same kind office for those of his right. Remained Zeno disconsolate ; but the amorous and quick-witted lad, placing his feet together, made a capital catch-‘em-alive-o for his horny flip- flap. At the word of command the amorous assault began ; at the word of command the two-and-fifty lovers came with a simultaneous yell of passion. [25]