Snowdrops from a Curate’s Garden

[132] SONG Bugger me gently. Bertie ! My arse is rather sore : Tinkety — tunkety — tinkety — funk ! I haven’t been long a whore. Mash the shit into gravy ! Make me slimy and slick ! Tinkety — tunkety — tinkety — tunkety ! That’s what does the trick. Bugger me gently, Bertie ! My arse is rather tight. Tinkers — tunkety — tinkety — tunk ! We’ll ram each other all night ! Bugger me gently, Bertie, or I’ll blow off your balls with a fart ! Tinkety — tunkety — tinkety — tunkety ! Softly now, dear heart ! O Bertie, I’m in heaven ! I see the golden walls ! Tinkety — tunkety — tinkety — tunkety ! Shove it up to the balls ! Jesus is waiting for me with the Holy Ghost up his bum : Tinkety — tunkety — tinkety — tunk ! You bloody sod, you’ve come !