T.J. 
 
 
Toe-jam that oozes from thy feet, 
Kate, I confess I am 
Fond of, well fried in snot or gleet, 
Toe-jam. 
 
Better than buttered eggs, or ham ; 
Better than beef, or any meat ! 
Better than oyster, prawn, or clam ! 
 
Spread, spread the feast, disdainful sweet ! 
Call me to thee by telegram ! 
Take off thy socks and bid me eat 
Toe-jam. 
 
 
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