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the spot, apparently because he was one of very few that 
could be differentiated from the average Learned Pig. 
All this made me exceedingly sorrowful. I began to 
understand why my Liber OZ, written entirely in words of 
one syllable only, with this very idea in mind, turned out to 
be completely beyond the average man's (or woman's) 
understanding. I had some Mass Observation done on it. "But 
this is rank Socialism," "Sy, ayn't this all Fascism?" "Oh 
Golly!" "Cripes!" 
"Coo!" 
"How dreadful!" 
about the 
nearest most of them got to Ralph Straus and Desmond 
MacCarthy! 
Words of one syllable! Louis Marlow had already told me 
what a fool I was to expect that. "All they can digest," said 
he, "is a mess of stewed cliches with Bird's custard Powder." 
Damn everything-it's true, it's true. 
So do you at least get together the stones that you need to 
build your Basilica! 
Entrepreneur 
Correspondent and Co-respondent. (They don't know the difference) 
Subcutaneous 
Olordei\. (Although they have them!) 
Gleet J 
Histology ("Something to do with history")