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Diary of a Drug Fiend
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The Glitter on the Snow 79
any human being, and a string of kind inquiries and
apologies on the tip of his tongue.
He said he wouldn’t have bothered us by calling at
all so soon after the case of indiscretion, only he felt
sure he had left his cigarette case with us, and he valued
it very much because it had been given him by his
Aunt Sophronia.
Well, you know, there it was, right on the table,
or rather, under the table, because the table was on
top of it.
When we got the table on its legs again, we saw
quite plainly that the cigarette case had been under
it, and therefore must have been on top of it before it
was overturned.
Feccles laughed heartily at the humorous character
of the incident. I suppose it was funny in a sort of
way. On the other hand, I don’t think it was quite
the thing to call attention to. However, I suppose the
fellow had to have his cigarette case, and after all,
when you do find a table upside down, it’s not much
good pretending that you don’t notice it. And very
likely, on the whole, the best way to pass over the
incident pleasantly is to turn it into a kind of joke. _
And I must say that Feccles showed the tact of a
perfect gentleman in avoiding any direct allusion to
the circumstances that caused the circumstances that
were responsible for the circumstances that gave rise
to the circumstances which it was so difficult to over-
look.
Well, you know, this man Feccles had been a perfect
dear the night before. He had seen Lou through the
worst of the business with the utmost good taste at
the moment when her natural protector, myself, was
physically unable to apply the necessary what-you-
may-call-it.
Well, of course, the way things were at the moment,
I wished Feccles in the place that modern Christianity
has decided to forget. But the least I could do was to
ask him to lunch. But before I had time to put this
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