The Equinox (Volume I, Number IV)

THE EQUINOX no hope in a Mac—Schpliechenspitzel, Togahening, Adams, Blitzenstein, Cznechzaditzch—no use. I wonder where I caught that cold! Who the devil is there that I could ask ? [Enter THomas—ossory’s back toward door. THomas. Mr. Todd. [xfer Topp—ossory doesn’t turn. ossory. I can’t see him, Thomas. [Zurns.] I beg your pardon, Mr. Todd. The fact is, I’m damnably worried over pay-day. I really don’t know you well enough to ask you, perhaps, but the fact is, I’ve a good sound business proposi- tion which I must put before some one, and I believe you're the very man to help me. Now. (Topp takes him by the shoulder and whispers in his ear. Why, really, that is good of you—damned good of you! Why, damme, sir! you’re a public benefactor. Come, let us arrange the preliminaries-—— [They go out, ossory clinging tightly to Topv’s arm, Enter MRS. ossory and carr, dressedfor walking. MRS. OsSORY. She cut me! You saw it! She cut me absolutely dead ! carr. Possibly she didn’t see you. [4s mrs. ossory ts not looking, he employsa gesture which lessens the likelihood of this, by calling attention to her bulk. mrs. ossory. I know she saw me. My only Duchess! carr. There’s better duchesses in Burke than ever came out of it, Mrs. Ossory. By the way, unless rumour lies, the jade! you can fly much higher than a paltry Duchess ! MRS. OssoRY. Why, why, what do you mean? Oh, dear Professor, how sweet of you! Or are you joking? Somehow 230