The Equinox (Volume I, Number IV)

THE EQUINOX homme. Er—well, we all grow older, you know—one day— er—ah! Nice young fellow, Delhomme! EUPHEMIA. I refused him twenty minutes ago, father. ossory. What? How the deuce did you know what I was going to say? Bless me, I believe there may be some- thing in this psychic business after all! EUPHEMIA. Yes, father, I feel I have strange powers! ossory. But look here, girlie, why did you refuse him? Reculer pour mieux sauter is all very well, don’t you know, but he gives twice who gives quickly. EUPHEMIA. That's the point, father. If you accept a man the first time he asks you it’s practically bigamy! ossory. But—little girl, you ought to accept him at once. He will make you an excellent husband—I wish it. [Pom- pously.| It has ever been the desire of my heart to see my Phemie happily mated beforeI lay my old bones in the grave. EUPHEMIA. But I don’t love him. He’s a quirk. ossory. Tut! Nonsense! Appetite comes with eating. EUPHEMIA. But I don’t care for hors d’euure. ossory. Euphemia, this is a very serious matter for your poor old father. EUPHEMIA. What have you got to do with it? Really, father. ossory. I have everything to do with it. The fact is, my child—here! I'll make a clean breast of it. I’ve been gam- bling, and things have gone wrong. Only temporarily, of course, you understand. Only temporarily. But—oh, ifI had only kept out of Fidos ! EUPHEMIA. Is it a dog? [Wahistles.] Here, Fido, Fido! Trust, doggie, trust! 228