MR. TODD
GRANDFATHER. Oh, my sciatica! You careless scoundrel,
you're shaking me to pieces! Emily, do get a gentler footman.
Oh! Oh! Nobody cares for the poor old man. I am thrown
on the dust-heap. Oh, Emily, may you suffer one day as
I suffer! Oh! Oh! Oh!
[The nurse comes forward and soothes him.
NURSE. You must really be more careful of my patient,
Thomas.
tTHomas. I humbly beg pardon, miss. I think the balls is
gritty, miss. I'll ile em to-morrow.
GRANDFATHER. There, you see, Nurse is the only one
thatlovesme. I should like to marry you, Nurse, eh? And
cut ’em all out?
MRS. ossoryY. [Glares at Nurse in silence, not trusting her-
self to speak to her. Now, grandpa, don’t be silly! You
know how we all love you! [She goes to the chair and shakes
it, unseen.| Thomas, there you are again! How can you be
so thoughtless ?
GRANDFATHER. Oh! Oh! Oh!
[They get him out of the room.
MRS. ossory [veturning]. Good-bye, Mr. Carr. It is so
good of you to help.
carr. Not at all, Mrs. Ossory, not at all. Iam only too
glad. You should try and get a nap after lunch.
mrs. ossory. I will—I really think I will. [Bxit.
caRR. [Closes the door, turns to EUPHEMIA, executes a
quiet hornpipe, goes to Euruemia, holds out his arms.]
Sweetheart |
EUPHEMIA. How dare you! Howcan you! With poor
Uncle Henry lying dead!
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