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November. I had always been enthusiastic about winter sports of every kind with the exception of 
"ski-" "l„ufing", which I appreciate as a means of covering necessary distances, but not otherwise. I 
like swooping down the slopes, and an occasional jump is rather good fun. But to go back up hill 
again! No, thank you! 
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1. Snowdrops from a Curate's Garden.  
The Cresta run was great joy and the sports committee paid me the greatest compliment of asking 
my advice about its construction. But it seemed to me ideally perfect. The only suggestions which I 
had to make were connected with safety; and, in fact, several men have been killed since through 
the precautions proposed by me not having been taken. I cannot blame anyone; my ideas were 
perhaps hardly practicable. Something should doubtless have been done about the level crossing, 
where a man going at sixty miles an hour or so came off second best when he hit a cart. But that is 
a rare chance. The constant danger is that an unskilful rider thrown over the walls of Battledore and 
Shuttlecock may strike the same place as a previous misadventurer. In this case he will land, not on 
soft snow but on an irregular mass of regelated ice. He is sure to cut himself and may easily get 
killed. The walls of the run should be sufficiently high and steep to make it impossible for a 
toboggan to leave the trough, in which case he would have to be very clever to come to much harm, 
provided he is properly clothed and hangs on to his seat. The difficulty is that men are so keen for 
the season to open that the run is often built when there is not nearly enough snow. 
The frost began to break and we went back to England. I propose to mention an incident, despite its 
strictly medical character, as a warning to the world of the utter idiocy of woman as a class and the 
criminal idiocy of trained nurses in particular. They are the most dangerous animals in the 
community. They are so proud of their disconnected scraps of medical knowledge that they are 
always trying to usurp the position of the physician. In the present instance my wife came within an 
ace of death on a false alarm which two words from a qualified practitioner would have dispelled. 
Since the birth of the baby, she had not settled down into the normal course of her physiological 
life. She jumped to the conclusion that she was pregnant again, though her symptoms, of course, 
implied nothing of the sort. Instead of seeking a doctor she went hysterically to the nurse who 
proceeded to dose her with ergot. As no abortion took place she redoubled her efforts. I had been 
away on business for two or three days and returned to find her in a perfectly frightened condition. 
I forced a confession and dragged her to the station (we were staying with her family near 
Bournemouth) and got her to the Savoy before midnight. Bott and Back, summoned by telegram, 
were waiting for us. They were frankly delighted, never having seen such a bad case of ergot 
poisoning in their lives. 
I really don't know why I didn't prosecute that filthy nurse. Even if her diagnosis had been correct, I 
consider criminal abortion in any circumstances soever as one of the foulest kinds of murder. Apart 
from anything else, it nearly always ruins the health of the woman, when it fails to kill her. 
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The vigour of my views on this point strengthens my general attitude on the question of sexual 
freedom. I believe that very few women, left to themselves, would be so vile as to commit this sin 
against the Holy Ghost; to thwart the deepest instincts of nature at the risk of health and Life, to 
say nothing of imprisonment. Yet criminal abortion is one of the commonest of crimes and one most 
generally condoned by what I must paradoxically call secret public opinion. And the reason is that 
our social system makes it shameful and punishable by poverty for a woman to do what evolution 
has spent ages in constructing her to do, save under conditions with which the vast majority of 
women cannot possibly comply. The remedy lies entirely with public opinion. Let motherhood be 
recognized as honourable in itself, and even the pressure of poverty would not prevent any but a 
few degenerate women, with perverse appetites for pleasure, from fulfilling their function. In the 
case of such it would indeed be better that they and their children perish.