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Konx Om Pax
Konx Om Pax (1907), PDF p. 134
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proper
adjustment
of their
braces than they ever did before.
So we find as faith has
ost power, prurience has gained
sway.
In
the
days of Alexander
V1 a child would
have been disembowelled
for spelling
Homousios
with
a second i and 2. Pope would
not have been considered
as worthy of the Vic
erenc
of Christ
unless he had held
secret
intercourse
with
every single
member
5? his family.
But
to-day with such
pietistic parasites as the Protestant
Pioneer and the Freethinker,
with such Christian
inverts
as In-Gram
and F66-Té,
such puritanical
broken-bottle-throwers
as Victor
Rayson and Lord
Groberts,
we find
that the name of the Man of Sorrows
may be
spelt with any letter in the alphabet;
but that to replace Adrian’s
barge by the LC.C.
privy
is a crime that should carry with it instantaneous decapitation.
Captain
Fuller will
have none of this; with
a. ripple of virgin
laughter he at once
rips
the
rational
bloomers
from
the unwashed
Bacon of the Rev. Secularius
Shake
speare, and strips
every button from the unsexed
knickerbockers
of Mrs.
Lysistrata
Ghoul.
In a voice of thunder
he proclaims
a general
strike among seamstresses
and
needle-women,
button-makers
and cotton-
rowers, and condemns all such pus-brained
pithecanthropoids
to an enforced period 0
living statuary under La Milo.
With a wit keener than that of a Rabelais,
a Moliere
and
a Voltaire combined,
he
probes the social ulcer, and here we think he makes his one mistake;
for in this age
of literary
duFf
and watered
Punch
even our joblot
Hacksons
cannot tolerate what
they cannot understand ; they bully their inferiors,
and while cringing
to their masters,
talk
vile scandal about them in the servants' Hall.
For in this NEW AGE what is
wanted is M UCK,
and we think that should
Crowley wish to stamp a hell-hoof into
the ungroomed buttocks of the social mule, he should
adopt as his motto the hitherto
unpublished
couplet
of Lord
Byron,
which
Oscar Wilde
in his youth is supposed
to
have filched from Thomas
Moore’s grandson:
Take
care, my friend, do not display thy wit!
For what the people
want to-day is
But alasl
the last word ofthe line is lost, and who shall find it?
How
much
more
so to-day,
eighty
years
since
that lusty
decadent (l) swam the
Hellespont;
in
this period,
in
which the blue blow-flies
of Rational
Rot have been
stirred
from the privies
of our laboratories
by such experts
as Oliver Haeckel
and
Ernest
Lodge, and which
now
batten
on the sumptuous
princeliness
of mediaeval
pedom.
This age which
has replaced the clashing
steel of the Percys and Howards
y the clubbed gamps of our Kennys and Pankhursts—this
age of modesty and muck!
Garbage
is what the people grunt for—putrid
slime, for like swine
they nose glee
full
the dung hill.
But Crowley cannot produce muck.
'lyherefore
though
we now
know
this
Star
to be the greatest master
iece
in all
literature,
we feel certain it will not raise a crop of that smutty wheat whic
needs the
left hand of Ezekiel to knead it into bread and the stomach of a Trimalchio to digest
it.
Captain Fuller has written his masterpiece for the few, those few who possess
the
mind of a Huxley and the Soul of a Loyola, and not for those many who possess
the
Station of 9. Victoria and the Memorial of an Albert. To become such we must indeed
wrestle with God
as Jacob wrestled
at Bethel till
the Deity
beget
on us a royal
race
as numerous as the stars of the heavens and the sands of the sea-shore.
However
many there be in this simmeri
cesspit who perchance may perceive in
the divine virility of Crowley's
pen the deca ence of a Dr. Smiles—a
seeker after the
evanescent gems
of the refuse
heap.
If so, let these would-be
profaners of the mys
terious beware, for perchance they themselves are sitting under the squatting buttocks
of Mutinus,
playing
a game worthy of little school girls,
or if they be hold,
then like
spliyed
witc
es at midnight
they wildly circle the stars astride their peppered broom
stic
s.
Crowley
is no consumptive
driveller,
no erotic schoolboy seeking
the
mysteries of
love in the cleavature of a turnip,
for He stands above such bucolic
pastimes virile u
Eros, spiritual
as Psyche,
a fighter to the
last
round,
a bull amongst
men, a stallion
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