In Residence

FORE! BALLADE OF BAD VERSES THERE be songs of surrender and sighing, Of sentiment noble and just, Of lovers deserted and dying, Of languour and lilies and lust. There be visions of when we are dust ; There be sonnets and rondels enough To break the terrestrial crust— Lord, keep us from reading the stuff ! When Ajax, the lightning defying, Was rude, his impertinent bust Was shattered. The Editor, trying To write (as an Editor must Though his faculties rapidly rust) Will speak in a manner that’s rough: “You poets deserve to be trussed ! Lord, keep us from reading the stuff!” _ My own little scheme of supplying With fuel the realms of the cussed Is to stoke all the fires with the flying MSS blown that way by a gust A